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    NY Post: Female Vampire Attacks in New Zealand

    What the hell, Abs? You've got some explaining to do.

    A number of people have been injured during a series of vampire-like biting attacks on New Zealand’s North Island. Over the past two days, a woman was accused of biting a man’s neck so hard, her te…
    Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

    #2
    Originally posted by bladesmith View Post
    What the hell, Abs? You've got some explaining to do.

    http://nypost.com/2016/02/01/series-...n-new-zealand/
    This explains WHY she needs BLACKOUT curtains!!!!!! LOL
    Let’s Go Brandon!!!!!

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      #3
      Originally posted by Mayaca View Post

      This explains WHY she needs BLACKOUT curtains!!!!!! LOL
      Aw damn, thats funny right there.
      https://csagovernment.org/index.html

      http://deovindice.org/

      http://dixienet.org/

      http://leagueofthesouth.com/

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        #4
        "Officers said a woman became involved in a brawl at The Thirsty Whale and bit a man on the neck."

        The Thirsty Whale? Fat chicks bar?
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          #5
          Originally posted by Steve28 View Post
          "Officers said a woman became involved in a brawl at The Thirsty Whale and bit a man on the neck."

          The Thirsty Whale? Fat chicks bar?
          I wonder if Abs has been there?
          Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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            #6
            Sounds like a great place to hang out 🤓

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              #7


              Thirsty Whales' mascot

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                #8
                I wonder if Night knows anything about these kindred spirits?
                Night
                Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by bladesmith View Post

                  I wonder if Abs has been there?

                  she owns it

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by bladesmith View Post
                    I wonder if Night knows anything about these kindred spirits?
                    Guest
                    I'm not a vampire. I just play with dead things
                    Tuesday is soylent green day

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                      #11
                      That sounds hot.
                      A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. An hour of wolves and shattered shields, when the age of men comes crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good Earth, I bid you stand, Men of the West!


                      https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com...db54dcd316.jpg

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by bladesmith View Post
                        What the hell, Abs? You've got some explaining to do.

                        http://nypost.com/2016/02/01/series-...n-new-zealand/
                        That was in Napier.

                        Originally posted by Mayaca View Post

                        This explains WHY she needs BLACKOUT curtains!!!!!! LOL
                        Yep. ya got me.

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by Absolutely! View Post

                          That was in Napier.
                          New Zealand is so small you can piss from one side to the other. That's why we think you are close to everything.
                          Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by bladesmith View Post

                            New Zealand is so small you can piss from one side to the other. That's why we think you are close to everything.
                            well, technically we are. But we try to avoid Napier.

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                              #15
                              Abs,

                              do you mind if I check your canine teeth?
                              A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. An hour of wolves and shattered shields, when the age of men comes crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good Earth, I bid you stand, Men of the West!


                              https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com...db54dcd316.jpg

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