Beards and Mustaches

[Tactical Knightmare]

So for the past 3 months I have been letting my facial hair grow out, and have stopped shaving my head.

I just want to see how the other half of society lives, long story short I think I would have to let this thing grow for at least a couple years before I have anything that resembles a beard. So I have been trying to figure out what sort of trim I will do to it before I go back to being clean shaven. People have been giving me funny ideas, so wanted to see if anyone here has a few, so far this is what has been proposed.:

1: The Hitler, to both stache and hair. This seems to be the favorite among my folks, hands down. Reason is I wiped my mouth one morning and the hair in the area went straight down while you couldnt see the other hair. Someone turned around and screamed WHAT THE FUCK? while laughing...they are really pushing me this direction.

2: The mutton lock with a Gengis Khan cut to the back of the dome.

3: Random circles of hair.

4: Something else that is just as douchy as these...give me some ideas !

[Unclefred]

Full beards require a turban and a genie sword. Otherwise *hipster*. And you know what happens to them when the grid goes down.

[gamgee]

Go with the "Trump".

[rover]

Just let it grow and forget about it...

[swampbilly]

Just let it grow and forget about it...

my mop is 11 inches now.....the silver black parted in da midlle look is awesome.........

look more injun now than ever before

need mo fire water

[mattmuttsmith]

I shave my head and have a beard. My beard is probably about five inches. Been growing about two years. I'm seriously considering shaving it.

[Tactical Knightmare]

Just let it grow and forget about it...

Thats the nice thing about having a shaved head...screw hair care and other bs. Since I cant really grow facial hair, which should be obvious I think, I dont have issues there, I normally shaved once every week or couple weeks. What it took me 3 months to grow most people have after 3 days. Pretty sad to be honest.

But I currently am doing exactly what you said. Let it all go to seed, many of my customer think it isnt bad but I feel like I look like a wet dog with extreme mange going on. More bald spots than hair.

[Unclefred]

my mop is 11 inches now.....the silver black parted in da midlle look is awesome.........

look more injun now than ever before

need mo fire water

That's a fact, hair or not.

[mattmuttsmith]

my mop is 11 inches now.....the silver black parted in da midlle look is awesome.........

look more injun now than ever before

need mo fire water

Are you itching to get to a casino?

[Mayaca]

I wear my hair in a flat-top. I also sport a Sam Elliot style 'stache.


I like it. Have been told I am "sort of cute" by a wiminz. I guess that was a compliment of some kind.

[swampbilly]

Are you itching to get to a casino?

prolly dis weekend...

mighty mouse culd even ate a da jimmy buffet ...............

salisbury steeks bee my favorite item......

hiya brewski

[mattmuttsmith]

prolly dis weekend...

mighty mouse culd even ate a da jimmy buffet ...............

salisbury steeks bee my favorite item......

hiya brewski

Was there pie?

[mattmuttsmith]

I wear my hair in a flat-top. I also sport a Sam Elliot style 'stache.


I like it. Have been told I am "sort of cute" by a wiminz. I guess that was a compliment of some kind.

So your saying you look like Glenn Beck?

lmao 😜

[Mayaca]

So your saying you look like Glenn Beck?

lmao 😜

Never saw him with either. You do a lot better recognizing the under side of men apparently.

[mattmuttsmith]

Never saw him with either. You do a lot better recognizing the under side of men apparently.

Yea yea yea. lol