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    I'm going on a trip (possibly NSFW)

    This is a game with simple rules. We are all going on a trip, could be SHTF, a family vacation, or trip to prison. You must explain the justification for the previous item then ask why we brought something else. I encourage you to tag or accuse others here of bringing stuff.

    We brought the crackers because gamgee was supposed to bring the cheese.

    But why did Sky bring 25 lbs of peanut butter?
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    #2
    Heard Sky brought the peanut butter for something going on with a piggy mask.

    But why the hell is swampbilly in the corner crying with a case of spam?
    ~" If you suck ass long enough, pretty soon you start choking on shit."~

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      #3
      Tactical Knightmare cause it taint spam butt armor which has too much sow brain in it....

      ifin i wanted hog head cheezze i'd call gamgee

      and us injuns Sky like peanut butter almost as much as fire water
      "Virtute et armis"

      Girls play with dolls. Men play with dead animals

      https://www.uso.org

      Islam is right about women

      sde: Because it was trolling and by damn God, that's what we fucking do here. Always have, always will

      #learn2code

      Epstein didn't kill himself & neither did Qassem Soleimani

      Eric Ciaramella is the whistle blower

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        #4
        Did anyone bring any playing cards?
        I don't know.

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          #5
          Originally posted by Tactical Knightmare View Post
          Heard Sky brought the peanut butter for something going on with a piggy mask.

          But why the hell is swampbilly in the corner crying with a case of spam?
          He's crying because he wanted Armor and got SPAM.


          What I want to know is why Abs just left with Matt and a case of condoms?
          Go Space Force!!!

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            #6
            Originally posted by Mayaca View Post

            He's crying because he wanted Armor and got SPAM.


            What I want to know is why Abs just left with Matt and a case of condoms?
            Something to do with a piggy mask I suspect.

            What are you doing with that telescope Mayaca?
            ~" If you suck ass long enough, pretty soon you start choking on shit."~

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              #7
              Originally posted by Tactical Knightmare View Post

              Something to do with a piggy mask I suspect.

              What are you doing with that telescope Mayaca?
              Undie forgot to close the south blind. But what is Night doing with that dead squirrel?
              Go Space Force!!!

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                #8
                The dead squirrel is a decoy for perverts watching her undress.

                Which I wonder your intent with all that Jell-o gamgee saw you with.
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by gamgee View Post
                  Did anyone bring any playing cards?
                  yep, peeknuckle
                  "Virtute et armis"

                  Girls play with dolls. Men play with dead animals

                  https://www.uso.org

                  Islam is right about women

                  sde: Because it was trolling and by damn God, that's what we fucking do here. Always have, always will

                  #learn2code

                  Epstein didn't kill himself & neither did Qassem Soleimani

                  Eric Ciaramella is the whistle blower

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Mayaca View Post

                    He's crying because he wanted Armor and got SPAM.


                    What I want to know is why Abs just left with Matt and a case of condoms?
                    I thought it was time somebody opened his mind about pegging.

                    what I want to know is why swampbilly is bringing a jar of blowflies and a torch.

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                      #11
                      swampbilly is bringing a jar of blowflies and a torch, to do some late night fly fishing, in the brook.

                      Absolutely! what possible use, does the mouse have on this trip?

                      (This is my first time playing such a game, seems fun though and I'd like to try it out)
                      It's not the size of the dog, in the fight. It's the size of the fight, in the dog.

                      No guts, no glory. All pain, and fury.

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by HeavyHauler View Post
                        swampbilly is bringing a jar of blowflies and a torch, to do some late night fly fishing, in the brook.

                        Absolutely! what possible use, does the mouse have on this trip?

                        (This is my first time playing such a game, seems fun though and I'd like to try it out)
                        Well, the mouse is to open Matt's eyes to even more possibilities. I'll let him use "geronimo" as the safe word. If he's good.

                        ​So what are you doing here HeavyHauler with a jar of marmite?

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                          #13
                          I'm bleeding.

                          But abs has bruises on her thighs now.
                          A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. An hour of wolves and shattered shields, when the age of men comes crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good Earth, I bid you stand, Men of the West!


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                            #14
                            Who brought the Symbian?

                            Last edited by mattmuttsmith; 02-14-2016, 02:49 AM.
                            A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. An hour of wolves and shattered shields, when the age of men comes crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good Earth, I bid you stand, Men of the West!


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                              #15
                              Originally posted by Absolutely! View Post
                              Well, the mouse is to open Matt's eyes to even more possibilities. I'll let him use "geronimo" as the safe word. If he's good.

                              ​So what are you doing here HeavyHauler with a jar of marmite?
                              I thought I'd convince mattmuttsmith to eat a whole a jar of marmite, in one go; because I know he'd like the taste of it.

                              And I'm wondering why mutt would bring that uhhh toy, with him on this camping trip...

                              It's not the size of the dog, in the fight. It's the size of the fight, in the dog.

                              No guts, no glory. All pain, and fury.

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