I'm going on a trip (possibly NSFW)

[Harry Henderson]

This is a game with simple rules. We are all going on a trip, could be SHTF, a family vacation, or trip to prison. You must explain the justification for the previous item then ask why we brought something else. I encourage you to tag or accuse others here of bringing stuff.

We brought the crackers because gamgee was supposed to bring the cheese.

But why did Sky bring 25 lbs of peanut butter?

[Tactical Knightmare]

Heard Sky brought the peanut butter for something going on with a piggy mask.

But why the hell is swampbilly in the corner crying with a case of spam?

[swampbilly]

Tactical Knightmare cause it taint spam butt armor which has too much sow brain in it....

ifin i wanted hog head cheezze i'd call gamgee

and us injuns Sky like peanut butter almost as much as fire water

[gamgee]

Did anyone bring any playing cards?

[Mayaca]

Heard Sky brought the peanut butter for something going on with a piggy mask.

But why the hell is swampbilly in the corner crying with a case of spam?

He's crying because he wanted Armor and got SPAM.


What I want to know is why Abs just left with Matt and a case of condoms?

[Tactical Knightmare]

He's crying because he wanted Armor and got SPAM.


What I want to know is why Abs just left with Matt and a case of condoms?

Something to do with a piggy mask I suspect.

What are you doing with that telescope Mayaca?

[Mayaca]

Something to do with a piggy mask I suspect.

What are you doing with that telescope Mayaca?

Undie forgot to close the south blind. But what is Night doing with that dead squirrel?

[Harry Henderson]

The dead squirrel is a decoy for perverts watching her undress.

Which I wonder your intent with all that Jell-o gamgee saw you with.

[swampbilly]

Did anyone bring any playing cards?

yep, peeknuckle

[Absolutely!]

He's crying because he wanted Armor and got SPAM.


What I want to know is why Abs just left with Matt and a case of condoms?

I thought it was time somebody opened his mind about pegging.

what I want to know is why swampbilly is bringing a jar of blowflies and a torch.

[HeavyHauler]

swampbilly is bringing a jar of blowflies and a torch, to do some late night fly fishing, in the brook.

Absolutely! what possible use, does the mouse have on this trip?

(This is my first time playing such a game, seems fun though and I'd like to try it out)

[Absolutely!]

swampbilly is bringing a jar of blowflies and a torch, to do some late night fly fishing, in the brook.

Absolutely! what possible use, does the mouse have on this trip?

(This is my first time playing such a game, seems fun though and I'd like to try it out)

Well, the mouse is to open Matt's eyes to even more possibilities. I'll let him use "geronimo" as the safe word. If he's good.

So what are you doing here HeavyHauler with a jar of marmite?

[mattmuttsmith]

I'm bleeding.

But abs has bruises on her thighs now.

[mattmuttsmith]

Who brought the Symbian?

[HeavyHauler]

Well, the mouse is to open Matt's eyes to even more possibilities. I'll let him use "geronimo" as the safe word. If he's good.

So what are you doing here HeavyHauler with a jar of marmite?

I thought I'd convince mattmuttsmith to eat a whole a jar of marmite, in one go; because I know he'd like the taste of it.

And I'm wondering why mutt would bring that uhhh toy, with him on this camping trip...