WTF Is Wrong With Rubio?

[mattmuttsmith]

First of all, Let me make this clear. I couldnt care less if a person is gay or has a small penis. Being gay is a choice someone makes, whatever. Having a small penis is just a thing. I mean, the last I checked we were not able to pick the size of our penis before we are born.

So with that being said, what the actual fuck is Rubio going on about? He says basically Trump has small hands, small penis, and you can't trust him. This coming from a little Cuban guy that is about the height of some peoples grandmas. Not to mention Trump is 6 foot 2 inches tall.

It would be one thing if it was true, but what the fuck is Rubio trying to achieve? All he did was open himself up to counter attacks from the master attacker, Trump.

Rubio just needs to drop out and go worry about how he is going to make his next mortgage payment.

[Steve28]

If you start masturbating too early it stunts your penis' growth. Basically you wear it out or grind it down - whatever, poor little guy is afraid to come out. It's a thing, look it up.

[Steve28]

Okay, I was kidding. Don't actually look that up.

[Talon]

"Little Marco's" wife is smokin' hot.

[mattmuttsmith]

"Little Marco's" wife is smokin' hot.

She is a good lookin lady for sure, but she isn't anything extraordinary.

She he must be bad with money, because the Rubio family, despite all the money he has made and been given, doesn't have anything. Of course, he could be just doing the same thing the rest of the Cubans are doing, sending most of their money back to Cuba.

[mattmuttsmith]

[mattmuttsmith]

[mattmuttsmith]

Last but not least, for your viewing pleasure,I present Marcobot Rubio with his simply fabulous high heeled shoes, his metrosexual skinny pants, and his fashionista hipster sweater. His outfit is simply to suck a dick for, opps I mean to die for.

[mattmuttsmith]

You just know at Marcobot's gay clubs he was introduced with a guy like Paul here...

[Night]

That's all Rubio's platform is . . . calling Trump names. He isn't even very good at it -- he keeps saying the same line over and over and over. His speech writers need to get some new adjectives

[piranha2]

"Little Marco's" wife is smokin' hot.

I reckon there are ladies that like little weiners.

[duke nukem]

I reckon there are ladies that like little weiners.

She's his beard.

[mattmuttsmith]

I reckon there are ladies that like little weiners.

Youare talkin bout Huma right?

[Guest]

First of all, Let me make this clear. I couldnt care less if a person is gay or has a small penis. Being gay is a choice someone makes, whatever. Having a small penis is just a thing. I mean, the last I checked we were not able to pick the size of our penis before we are born.

So with that being said, what the actual fuck is Rubio going on about? He says basically Trump has small hands, small penis, and you can't trust him. This coming from a little Cuban guy that is about the height of some peoples grandmas. Not to mention Trump is 6 foot 2 inches tall.

It would be one thing if it was true, but what the fuck is Rubio trying to achieve? All he did was open himself up to counter attacks from the master attacker, Trump.

Rubio just needs to drop out and go worry about how he is going to make his next mortgage payment.

I think he was cruising him for a date.

[Guest]

Last but not least, for your viewing pleasure,I present Marcobot Rubio with his simply fabulous high heeled shoes, his metrosexual skinny pants, and his fashionista hipster sweater. His outfit is simply to suck a dick for, opps I mean to die for.

And the towels on the steps are to wipe off the jizz.