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    Good news, everyone!



    I'm gonna live! They figured it out. Long story short, recurring and intensifying infection due to life long condition, mixed with too many antibiotics wiping out all of the beneficial bacteria in my gut is keeping me sick.

    I have to have surgery, but it's not major and all symptoms should go away at that point.




    Not rid of me yet!

    #2
    So I'm not gonna get your room ?

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      #3
      Sir, that is the room in which my wife and I share a marital bed. What are you trying to say here?

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        #4
        Glad you are going to live !

        ~" If you suck ass long enough, pretty soon you start choking on shit."~

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          #5
          Originally posted by Harvey_Wideshaft View Post
          Sir, that is the room in which my wife and I share a marital bed. What are you trying to say here?

          You dont have a cave / gun room / garage ?

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            #6
            Yes, yes and yes.

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              #7
              What kind of surgery?
              Tuesday is soylent green day

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                #8
                Originally posted by Night View Post
                What kind of surgery?
                Sex change. She will still be sick, but will finally feel like she wants to live....


                You go girl....
                Go Space Force!!!

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Night View Post
                  What kind of surgery?
                  Heh, gut bacteria wiped out? He's getting a poop transplant. More of a procedure than a surgery, he's just trying to misdirect us.
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Steve28 View Post

                    Heh, gut bacteria wiped out? He's getting a poop transplant. More of a procedure than a surgery, he's just trying to misdirect us.
                    Nah, the pills will take care of that.

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by Steve28 View Post

                      Heh, gut bacteria wiped out? He's getting a poop transplant. More of a procedure than a surgery, he's just trying to misdirect us.
                      This reminds me of something. Yeah, don't ask why it reminds me, just go with it.

                      Anyone else heard about this beer someone is supposedly making using yeast from some model's tunnel of love? Run a search for Alexandra Brendlova, Bottled Instinct, or do what I did and type in 'vag beer'.

                      I'm thinking this is a hoax, but if not, I have some ideas for it. Snatchy Stout, Poontang Pale, Labia Lager, Muff Malt, & Bush Bitters.


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                        #12
                        Poop pills are serious shit man, chin up and stay strong.
                        ~" If you suck ass long enough, pretty soon you start choking on shit."~

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by Tactical Knightmare View Post
                          Poop pills are serious shit man, chin up and stay strong.
                          That ain't nothin. This is part 5 of this shit. Part 3 was a full urethroplasty. It's amazing that I made a pile of kids. Also, they used a skin graft from the left side of the inside of my mouth for the graft, so I permanently have my mouth inside my junk.


                          Yeah...you can't un-know that.

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by Slats View Post

                            This reminds me of something. Yeah, don't ask why it reminds me, just go with it.

                            Anyone else heard about this beer someone is supposedly making using yeast from some model's tunnel of love? Run a search for Alexandra Brendlova, Bottled Instinct, or do what I did and type in 'vag beer'.

                            I'm thinking this is a hoax, but if not, I have some ideas for it. Snatchy Stout, Poontang Pale, Labia Lager, Muff Malt, & Bush Bitters.

                            Oh my Lord

                            http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2016/03/...2681459340879/

                            Who thinks of these things?
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                              #15
                              So, technicaly speaking, you can suck your own dick, Christ, you're a God!
                              ~" If you suck ass long enough, pretty soon you start choking on shit."~

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