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    While tossing popcorn chicken into your mouth and then sloshing a dash of tabasco sauce in after it, be careful not to splash tabasco sauce into your eye.

    ​That shit burns.

    #2
    I doubt it's anything close to pepper spray. I have though seen crazed lunatics eat that stuff and keep coming. To get beat down. :-)

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      #3
      Originally posted by Unclefred View Post
      I doubt it's anything close to pepper spray.
      ​It ain't. With pepper spray the only thing that makes it feel better is sticking your head in a bucket of water. Then you wish you had a snorkel so your could stay there. The old timers told me that Mace was even worse.

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        #4
        Originally posted by Slats View Post

        ​It ain't. With pepper spray the only thing that makes it feel better is sticking your head in a bucket of water. Then you wish you had a snorkel so your could stay there. The old timers told me that Mace was even worse.
        The old timers, right. We get it.

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          #5
          Originally posted by piranha2 View Post

          The old timers, right. We get it.
          ​Hey, I'm old, but not quite that old.

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            #6
            Mace is nothing compared to capstun. I would dig some popcorn chicken!

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              #7
              Originally posted by Unclefred View Post
              Mace is nothing compared to capstun. I would dig some popcorn chicken!
              Down south some of the convenience stores, Allsup's in specific, sell popcorn chicken that has a little bit of a hotwings kick to it. Nothing like that up here, so I was improvising.

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                #8
                My brother lives in Anchorage. The food selection sucks. All the fish get sent out and the only seafood around is some crappy franchise place like red lobster. A disgrace.

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                  #9
                  When I took the job up in the circle one of the first things I did was visit the stores. All two of them. Bought a couple of steaks and cooked them. Mostly tasteless with a slightly cardboard aftertaste and very much like boot leather in texture. Thought I had lost my ability to cook a steak. Took me several weeks to notice the meat said 'USDA Inspected'.

                  Inspected? Did it pass? For all I know the USDA guy took one look at it, pronounced it unfit for human consumption, and then had no idea it was being packed & shipped to Alaska. Food in Anchorage wasn't any better. Nor in Fairbanks. If you want good beef, you either have to have it shipped up or get your hands on some muskox. Muskox is awesome.

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