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    100% Reliable Leading Cryptozoologist Confirms: Bigfoot Loves Fag Cakes!



    In 2001, cryptozoologist Loren Coleman upset Bigfoot hunters by daring to wonder if Bigfoot could be gay. But isn't it a valid question biologically?

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            “Cryptozoologist Loren Coleman says the legend of Bigfoot dates back 5000 years to ancient Mesopotamia — now modern Iraq — and a hairy creature named “Enkidu.”
            “Enkidu plays a major role in the Epic of King Gilgamesh, and Coleman claims Gilgamesh and Enkidu engaged in a lot of cross-species gay sex, with an occasional threesome.
            “Coleman figures ancient cultures used myths to explain factual events, which means that Iraq could be chock full of artifacts proving the existence of Bigfoot’s gay past.”

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              Dear Lord, he's a member here. You are so fucked.
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                It must be true, 'cause Loren Coleman said it.

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                    Originally posted by Woods Devil View Post
                    Boy, somebody gets pissy when they don't like what their own 'experts' have to say!

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                        Originally posted by Woods Devil View Post
                        Right, right. All your evidence is shit. We get it!

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                            Originally posted by Woods Devil View Post
                            Another Trump supporter looks toward the future.

                            All week long!

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                              Originally posted by Steve28 View Post

                              Dear Lord, he's a member here. You are so fucked.
                              I hear you are to blame, "Steve".

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