Multiple atheist attacks today.

[Steve28]

Another day of horror has unfolded across the planet. As the world is wracked today by sectarian violence, and thousands die, atheists have decided they will be silent no more! NO MORE! They will make a change, they will be the difference!

By liking Facebook posts and I sure hope that hazel thing you put in my coffee is fair trade or whatever! Cause that Irish Cream shit sucks.

[bowclan]

Atheist uprising, nothing that a few thousand stake burnings can't cure.

[Steve28]

Atheist uprising, nothing that a few thousand stake burnings can't cure.

Atheists don't burn people at the stake. We share nasty tweets about them until they lose the will to live. It's surprisingly effective with teenagers.

[bowclan]

Atheists don't burn people at the stake. We share nasty tweets about them until they lose the will to live. It's surprisingly effective with teenagers.

lol,

[Tactical Knightmare]

[gamgee]

A trigger alert would have been nice.

[Tactical Knightmare]

This is why we need safe zones.

[swampbilly]

This is why we need safe zones.

no such thang

[Absolutely!]

Atheists don't burn people at the stake. We share nasty tweets about them until they lose the will to live. It's surprisingly effective with teenagers.

You're just jealous you didn't think of it.

[Steve28]

I think I might be running out of new thread ideas cause this one really sucks.

[Steve28]

Sounded good in my head though, so there's that.

[Absolutely!]

Sounded good in my head though, so there's that.

I bothered to reply to it. so it can't be too bad.

[Steve28]

I'm watching Wife Swap right now cause there's nothing else on at 6 in the morning. Now my wife is mad at me because I said I was impressed with the woman who submits to her husband and lives to serve her family. I believe my exact words were 'Good woman!', so now I'm on the shit list.

Fucking Wife Swap.

[Absolutely!]

I'm watching Wife Swap right now cause there's nothing else on at 6 in the morning. Now my wife is mad at me because I said I was impressed with the woman who submits to her husband and lives to serve her family. I believe my exact words were 'Good woman!', so now I'm on the shit list.

Fucking Wife Swap.

You really should know better at your age. We all know what happened the last time she had to tell you something twice....

[Steve28]

You really should know better at your age. We all know what happened the last time she had to tell you something twice....

Heh. I don't think I ever followed up on that with y'all. The Crown dropped the charges in court (a year later) because I was an uncooperative witness/victim. No fuss, no muss. I think they're more aggressive when the genders are reversed.

Thank God for that. I really didn't want to be flayed and staked to an ant hill.