O-Security

[Harry Henderson]

So, I am walking a very precarious line of OPSEC. Needless to say, I wanted to tell you a story direct from an official source not to be named. Anyhow a specific and notorious important guy let his men in suits with wrist microphones run a bunch of 4th grade students through a rigorous TSA wanding and inspection, in the middle of nowhere when they were on a field trip. Initially they were supposed to be kicked off their trip, but another very important person intervened.

It is a long and funny story, albeit pathetic. Maybe one day I will divulge it when I drink a little.

[Talon]

sounds like some juicy stuff!

[Tracker]

So let me get this straight. You're telling us a story about telling us a story?

[rab]

yeah, i dont need a carrot dangled in front of me. maybe a cinnamon roll, but not a carrot

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[rokitman]

Sigh..................this is like a girl showing you a tit and then slapping you for looking!

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[Belladonna]

I got frisked by a woman last week. I told the girl next to me it was my first time. She said "Damn, you're lucky!"

[Tactical Knightmare]

I like to frisk random people at the mall.

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[Tactical Knightmare]

Are you wearing your Ninja clothes?

I always wear my ninja pajamas !

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[Smudge]

[rokitman]

I like to frisk random people at the mall.

That was you??? My balls still hurt!