Doctor exam

[rokitman]

So I go to the doctor today to get an exam because I have high blood pressure. Mind you, except for surgeries, I haven't seen a doc in 40 years. So after a quick pre-lim check by an assistant my blood pressure was indeed high. So the doc come in a good god almighty she is gorgeous. A 6 foot Swedish blond lady that had a bod and an accent that got my blood stirring in another place. Anyway as you can imagine I had trouble concentrating on her questions and when she checked my blood pressure it was 15 points higher than the previous one. She said wow it is high. I said this is your fault doc. I was expecting a little fat Mexican male doc and get a beauty queen. Of course it's high! That's when she smacks my knee with one of them little hammers and I darn near kick her. She says, well there's nothing wrong with your reflexes!
What a day!

[Slats]

I used to talk on the phone to a Finnish Assyriologist. Met her in the prehistoric MSN debate rooms. Holy f'ing hell, but did her voice tickle my testes. Then I finally saw a pic of her. Think failed aborted lovechild of Sasquatch and Jabba the Hutt.

[rokitman]

I get blood work today so I cant eat or drink coffee. I'm cranky! But I might be able to rub one out thinkin about that doctor!

[bowclan]

I had a hammer for a VA doc one time. Built like a brick shithouse, long auburn hair.

She walked slow swinging her hips just right. Prime A-1 diddling material.

[Night]

I get blood work today so I cant eat or drink coffee. I'm cranky! But I might be able to rub one out thinkin about that doctor!

So you lost a lot of weight and gained high blood pressure. Doesn't seem like a fair trade

[gamgee]

I'm glad you had a good time.

[rokitman]

So you lost a lot of weight and gained high blood pressure. Doesn't seem like a fair trade

I know. It doesn't figure because I'm in a lot better shape and really have no stress in my life but my chance of diabetes went way down. I blame my dad. He has high blood pressure and I probably inherited it from him. I'll probably inherit breast cancer from my mother.

[Mayaca]

I'll probably inherit breast cancer from my mother.

At least you didn't inherit a vagina.....

[Steve28]

I used to talk on the phone to a Finnish Assyriologist.

Butt doctor?

[Slats]

Butt doctor?

Ha! A specialty field of Near Eastern studies. One who studies the history, culture, and mythology of Assyria.

[rokitman]

Butt doctor?

Butt doctors are important...............especially for fudge packers!

[Ricekila]

Welcome to old age

[rokitman]

Welcome to old age

It's just starting..................see new thread!