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    So I go to the doctor today to get an exam because I have high blood pressure. Mind you, except for surgeries, I haven't seen a doc in 40 years. So after a quick pre-lim check by an assistant my blood pressure was indeed high. So the doc come in a good god almighty she is gorgeous. A 6 foot Swedish blond lady that had a bod and an accent that got my blood stirring in another place. Anyway as you can imagine I had trouble concentrating on her questions and when she checked my blood pressure it was 15 points higher than the previous one. She said wow it is high. I said this is your fault doc. I was expecting a little fat Mexican male doc and get a beauty queen. Of course it's high! That's when she smacks my knee with one of them little hammers and I darn near kick her. She says, well there's nothing wrong with your reflexes!
    What a day!
    Screw diplomacy...........bring it!

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    I used to talk on the phone to a Finnish Assyriologist. Met her in the prehistoric MSN debate rooms. Holy f'ing hell, but did her voice tickle my testes. Then I finally saw a pic of her. Think failed aborted lovechild of Sasquatch and Jabba the Hutt.
    Last edited by Slats; 05-03-2016, 10:31 PM. Reason: Because I f'ing felt like it. Mind your own damn business!

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      #3
      I get blood work today so I cant eat or drink coffee. I'm cranky! But I might be able to rub one out thinkin about that doctor!
      Screw diplomacy...........bring it!

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        #4
        I had a hammer for a VA doc one time. Built like a brick shithouse, long auburn hair.

        She walked slow swinging her hips just right. Prime A-1 diddling material.

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          #5
          Originally posted by rokitman View Post
          I get blood work today so I cant eat or drink coffee. I'm cranky! But I might be able to rub one out thinkin about that doctor!
          So you lost a lot of weight and gained high blood pressure. Doesn't seem like a fair trade
          Tuesday is soylent green day

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            #6
            I'm glad you had a good time.
            Last edited by gamgee; 05-04-2016, 08:06 AM.
            I don't know.

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              #7
              Originally posted by Night View Post

              So you lost a lot of weight and gained high blood pressure. Doesn't seem like a fair trade
              I know. It doesn't figure because I'm in a lot better shape and really have no stress in my life but my chance of diabetes went way down. I blame my dad. He has high blood pressure and I probably inherited it from him. I'll probably inherit breast cancer from my mother.
              Screw diplomacy...........bring it!

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                #8
                Originally posted by rokitman View Post
                I'll probably inherit breast cancer from my mother.
                At least you didn't inherit a vagina.....
                Go Space Force!!!

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Slats View Post
                  I used to talk on the phone to a Finnish Assyriologist.
                  Butt doctor?

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Steve28 View Post

                    Butt doctor?
                    Ha! A specialty field of Near Eastern studies. One who studies the history, culture, and mythology of Assyria.

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by Steve28 View Post

                      Butt doctor?
                      Butt doctors are important...............especially for fudge packers!
                      Screw diplomacy...........bring it!

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                        #12
                        Welcome to old age

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by Ricekila View Post
                          Welcome to old age
                          It's just starting..................see new thread!
                          Screw diplomacy...........bring it!

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