In Midget News Today

[Unclefred]

[Steve28]

Hahahaha!

[gamgee]

Shouldn't midget restrooms be a higher priority than gender neutral ones?

[dudeman]

Shouldn't midget restrooms be a higher priority than gender neutral ones?

Yes, yes they should.

[Smudge]

All the midgets I've met are very angry individuals.

[dudeman]

I would.

[Woods Devil]

I would.

As an old man I once worked with would say "I'd let her date me!".

[Woods Devil]

I do love my Niece but it's nice to order a pizza when she isn't here. All she likes is cheese stuffed crust with extra cheese, no meats or veggies.

I was clicking add toppings at pizzahut.com and it kept asking if I was sure as it cooks best with a limited number.

[Night]

I do love my Niece but it's nice to order a pizza when she isn't here. All she likes is cheese stuffed crust with extra cheese, no meats or veggies.

I was clicking add toppings at pizzahut.com and it kept asking if I was sure as it cooks best with a limited number.

So she just eats cheese and crust? Why waste money on a pizza....just make her a grilled cheese sandwich

[Steve28]

All the midgets I've met are very angry individuals.

Are there any retarded midgets? I bet they'd be happy.

[Unclefred]

All the midgets I've met are very angry individuals.

Like Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf-


If they put your brain in a parrot it would fly backwards^[5]

-Hank replying to a Stern Show caller

[Woods Devil]

So she just eats cheese and crust? Why waste money on a pizza....just make her a grilled cheese sandwich

She will eat it with sauce and I usually get some pepperoni on half. Last year she would eat leaf pizzas as I called them. Spinach sauce and extra cheese.

[Night]

She will eat it with sauce and I usually get some pepperoni on half. Last year she would eat leaf pizzas as I called them. Spinach sauce and extra cheese.

Only a dad would do this 😊

[Woods Devil]

Only a dad would do this 😊

I'm just an uncle but I try to be a good one.

[Night]

I'm just an uncle but I try to be a good one.

Okay, now I'm concerned.....we already have a crazy, weird uncle on here