Not the colonostropy I had done today, but the day before. Couldn't eat or drink beer, just suffer with chicken broth and the jello I was allowed for 12 hours. Then the real fun began. Drink the nasty bowel cleaner followed by a quart of water at 6 pm and again at 11:30 pm. All the while having abdominal cramps waiting for the stuff to work. Finally at 1:30 am the gusher started......and didn't stop for 3 1/2 hours. It was quite a relief by that time btw but made a mess in the toilet. I'm talking power pooping here folks. Lots of splatter!
So when I finally went to get the procedure done at 6am I was so happy it was almost over. I took the anesthetic which was propopol, the famous Michael Jackson killer, but did I care? No contraire! Next thing I know I'm being awaken by the doctor around 7 am and home by 7:30 (with no apparent harm to my pooper) with instructions not to operate a vehicle or drink alcohol for 16 hours. My neighbor drove me home but the alcohol................yea, fucking right I'm not gonna drink.....................I'm working on a sixer now and feeling normal again.
Ok so it's a necessary evil for us older farts but just wait smart ass kids..............just wait. YUR NEXT!
So when I finally went to get the procedure done at 6am I was so happy it was almost over. I took the anesthetic which was propopol, the famous Michael Jackson killer, but did I care? No contraire! Next thing I know I'm being awaken by the doctor around 7 am and home by 7:30 (with no apparent harm to my pooper) with instructions not to operate a vehicle or drink alcohol for 16 hours. My neighbor drove me home but the alcohol................yea, fucking right I'm not gonna drink.....................I'm working on a sixer now and feeling normal again.
Ok so it's a necessary evil for us older farts but just wait smart ass kids..............just wait. YUR NEXT!
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