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    Guess who's going to be dead within an hour

    This guy

    http://www.foxnews.com/us/2016/07/30...parachute.html

    Skydiver Luke Aikins figures his next leap into thin air will start pretty much like the thousands that preceded it, only with one small but significant difference: This time when he steps out of the plane at 25,000 feet he won't take his parachute with him.

    If all goes according to plan, he will land two minutes later in a trawler-like fishing net 20 stories above the ground and only about a third the size of a football field. If he can pull it off, he will put his name in the history books as the only skydiver to go from plane to planet Earth without a parachute.

    The effort will be broadcast live on Fox at 8 p.m. EDT (5 p.m. PDT) Saturday as part of an hour-long program called "Stride Gum Presents Heaven Sent." It will be shown on a tape delay, however, and will contain a warning to viewers not to try this themselves.
    Retard.
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    This is live on Fox now, with a delay so we don't get to see him turn into road pizza.
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      #3
      Originally posted by Steve28 View Post
      This is live on Fox now, with a delay so we don't get to see him turn into road pizza.



      I would like to edit the warning to say "please, try this at home." because all those idiots with airplanes are just asking for it.
      Go Space Force!!!

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        #4
        Originally posted by Steve28 View Post
        actually he's not the only person to go from plane to planet earth and survive. He's just the only one thick enough to make a stunt out of it. I am reminded of that australian woman who went on the osmosis diet; believed she could get all required nutrition from the air....

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          #5
          Originally posted by Absolutely! View Post

          actually he's not the only person to go from plane to planet earth and survive. He's just the only one thick enough to make a stunt out of it. I am reminded of that australian woman who went on the osmosis diet; believed she could get all required nutrition from the air....
          Is she the one who died on Everest?
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            #6
            Oh, now he's going to wear a parachute after all.
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              #7
              Originally posted by Steve28 View Post
              Oh, now he's going to wear a parachute after all.
              Pussy.....

              So he is basically going to skydive badly. And this is big news, why?
              Go Space Force!!!

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                #8
                Originally posted by Mayaca View Post

                Pussy.....

                So he is basically going to skydive badly. And this is big news, why?
                Seriously, I want this hour of my life back.
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                  #9
                  Okay, we're back to him wearing no chute.
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                    #10
                    Fucker lived.
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                      #11
                      The guy has twenty thousand jumps. I haven't even been laid that many times. He must know how to pack a shute pretty darn good

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                        #12
                        I was expecting to see him miss the net and make a crater.


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                          #13
                          Originally posted by Steve28 View Post

                          Is she the one who died on Everest?
                          no she died of starvation somewhere in australia. yay darwin.

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by Steve28 View Post
                            Fucker lived.
                            That's so disappointing. Maybe next time, ay?

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by Absolutely! View Post

                              no she died of starvation somewhere in australia. yay darwin.
                              Ah. I was thinking of the vegan who wanted to prove vegans could do anything normal people can.
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