Official Olympics Thread

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I put on the Olympics because I thought it might be interesting. They just played the Brazilian national anthem. I don't know what they were saying, but I don't think they're a warlike people.

Oh, they had big silver pillows.

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Now they have people (?) moving around giant stick figure insects.

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Now it looks like they're forcing some indigenous people to dance around an invisible Maypole.

I expected something like this.

[Steve28]

I fully expect CANADA to place better than thirtieth this time! Cause Russia got kicked out or something for some reason. Whatever, summer olympics aren't exactly our thing.

Give Brazil some hockey sticks and see what the fuck happens.

[gamgee]

I fully expect CANADA to place better than thirtieth this time! Cause Russia got kicked out or something for some reason. Whatever, summer olympics aren't exactly our thing.

Give Brazil some hockey sticks and see what the fuck happens.

We haven't got that far yet. The Portuguese just showed up and made some slaves run in a hamster wheel.

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After yet another commercial, maybe they'll try to symbolically depict Brazil's national debt.

[Steve28]

We haven't got that far yet. The Portuguese just showed up and made some slaves run in a hamster wheel.

Did you know the Inuit word for black people is 'Portugee'? Not lying. Portuguese traders who went north were more swarthy than other European types.

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Did you know the Inuit word for black people is 'Portugee'? Not lying. Portuguese traders who went north were more swarthy than other European types.

That's interesting. Maybe they were lost.

Now they have gangs, or something, running through the slums.

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They just stole cardboard boxes from someone, and made a fake airplane.

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Some hot chick walked around in high heels, dancers are now portraying poor people dancing in the slums. I probably can't take much more of this.

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Some old guy performing Brazilian rap. Poor people seem to like it.

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I think two girls are swearing in Portuguese.

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They're doing the stanky leg.

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The obligatory global warming segment is underway. I'm not sure, but I think they want everyone to live in rainforests.

[Mayaca]

Did you know the Inuit word for black people is 'Portugee'? Not lying. Portuguese traders who went north were more swarthy than other European types.

The word for white people in Thailand and Laos is Falang, which means "French man" because the first contact they had with round eyes was stinky french. It is also what they call the face cards when playing cards.