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    the uprising

    we the cattle have been biding our time and biting our tongues!

    we will rise again!

    well gore the tyrants with our horns! we see red!

    too many of us have been milked and led to the slaughter! too many cows lives wasted and squandered!

    we want our land and our lives now!

    we want $15hr to produce milk!

    we want the best grass to eat!

    we want our herds to be safe from the wolves at our gates!

    who will stand by us, in our time of need?! who will say no more beef! we will have no beef with others! stop the beef and be with peace!

    who will rebel with us and become folk legends like our brothers and sisters before us?

    grab life by the horns we say!

    moooooooooooooooo!

    -MadMax (apocalypseCOW!)

    #2
    cow lives matter! CLM!

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      #3
      so.... this is the fodder you hope will earn you likes. Cud you please try harder? Don't milk the same gag too far. Churn your brain and let something new ferment. Anything less seems.............. cheesy.
      Let’s Go Brandon!!!!!

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        #4
        Originally posted by Mayaca View Post
        so.... this is the fodder you hope will earn you likes. Cud you please try harder? Don't milk the same gag too far. Churn your brain and let something new ferment. Anything less seems.............. cheesy.
        down with ol' mcdonald!

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          #5
          Originally posted by Mayaca View Post
          so.... this is the fodder you hope will earn you likes. Cud you please try harder? Don't milk the same gag too far. Churn your brain and let something new ferment. Anything less seems.............. cheesy.
          I hate you right now.
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            #6
            Originally posted by Steve28 View Post

            I hate you right now.
            the slanteyes people are some of our best allies

            they mostly eat fish, rice and veggies

            they drink soy milk lots

            hardly any cows in Asia though

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              #7
              Originally posted by apocalypseCOW View Post

              blah blah blah Asia something.
              For the record you are totally identifying as a chick every time you type the word cow and talk about getting milked. I think that is pretty revealing. You should start a go-fund-me for the operation and make peace with it princess.
              Let’s Go Brandon!!!!!

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                #8
                Originally posted by apocalypseCOW View Post

                the slanteyes people are some of our best allies

                they mostly eat fish, rice and veggies

                they drink soy milk lots

                hardly any cows in Asia though
                It's like you've never heard of Kobe Beef.




                ^^That costs more than my wife's engagement ring.
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Mayaca View Post

                  For the record you are totally identifying as a chick every time you type the word cow and talk about getting milked. I think that is pretty revealing. You should start a go-fund-me for the operation and make peace with it princess.
                  it just sounded cool, like apocalypseNOW; but cow.

                  since were starting up an uprising

                  its likely to kick off WWIII

                  im too bullheaded they say

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Steve28 View Post

                    It's like you've never heard of Kobe Beef.




                    ^^That costs more than my wife's engagement ring.
                    i dont get off the farm much

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                      #11
                      and that looks like one of our tbones

                      a very popular cut enjoyed by Canadians and Americans a like

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by Steve28 View Post

                        It's like you've never heard of Kobe Beef.

                        ^^That costs more than my wife's engagement ring.

                        Considering that you used a sharpie and drew her ring on her, that isn't saying much.
                        Let’s Go Brandon!!!!!

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                          #13
                          What in tarnation is going on here?
                          I don't know.

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by gamgee View Post
                            What in tarnation is going on here?
                            not much, just another weak ass troll............
                            "Virtute et armis"

                            Girls play with dolls. Men play with dead animals

                            https://www.uso.org

                            Islam is right about women

                            sde: Because it was trolling and by damn God, that's what we fucking do here. Always have, always will

                            #learn2code

                            Epstein didn't kill himself & neither did Qassem Soleimani

                            Eric Ciaramella is the whistle blower

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by gamgee View Post
                              What in tarnation is going on here?

                              Mayaca said cheesy
                              Tuesday is soylent green day

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