The debate drinking game for the first of the 2016 Presidential debates.

[Woods Devil]

I do hereby propose that those who are able get fukn wasted tonight while watching the first Presidential debate.

First, Trump will show up wearing his helmet hair and Hillary will show up wearing a vacuum cleaner bag so go ahead and take a big drink.

Second, when either Trump or Clinton ignores moderator Lester Holt and keeps talking past the time limit, drink.

Third, when either Trump or Clinton accuses the other of being unfit or unqualified to be president, drink.

[Woods Devil]

Now the rules for each candidate.

Trump:

When Trump says “Make America Great Again”, drink.

When Trump insists that Mexico will pay for the wall, drink.

If Trump calls Clinton, “Crooked Hillary,” drink.

When Trump blames President Barack Obama for something. drink.

If Trump makes any reference to the size of his hands, drink.



Clinton:

When Hillary says “Stronger Together”, drink.

When Clinton diverts a question about her emails, drink.

If Hillary has a coughing fit, a seizure or is late returning from the restroom, take a drink.

When Hillary blames Republicans for something, drink

When Hillary declares, “Deal me in!”, drink.

[Woods Devil]

Now let's put on our thinking caps good people of darksideboards.

Propose any additional rules you like and drink to those that you prefer. Let's have fun with this. If we are gonna get screwed by another Pres. for the next four years we need to get drunk first.

[dudeman]

We'll all die from alcohol poisoning.

[Woods Devil]

We'll all die from alcohol poisoning.

We'll probably be better off though.

[dudeman]

We'll probably be better off though.

Call me naive', but I think Trump is sincere. His name is his brand, and he wouldn't ruin his name from being a corrupt politician. He knows that if he doesn't follow through, his empire is done. And so is his legacy, his ego won't allow him to destroy his legacy.

[Woods Devil]

Call me naive', but...

Are you planning to propose a drinking rule?


I like some of what he says but don't really trust the guy. I think he is just part of the same crew that brought us The Bush dynasty, Bill and Obama but I do hope that I'm wrong.

[Night]

We'll all die from alcohol poisoning.

No shit! I'll be here all alone tomorrow, talking to myself. Maybe I should make a sock so I'll at least have someone here

If Hillary rolls her eyes, drink

If Hillary diverts questions about the Clinton Foundation, drink

If the bitch does that fake hand on her heart thing (except when the flag is being presented), take TWO drinks

[gamgee]

What cheese would go good with the beginning of the apocalypse?

[dudeman]

What cheese would go good with the beginning of the apocalypse?

Pepper Jack.

[gamgee]

Pepper Jack.

Oh, good. I already have some of that.

[Woods Devil]

What cheese would go good with the beginning of the apocalypse?

I have to keep some colby around for macaroni and cheese or my Niece may kick my ass. After the apocalypse the ability to make cheese would be a valuable skill but without that I would say some of the long term storage canned cheeses would be a good idea. While you're at it some canned bacon and butter would be a good idea. You might as well put a few issues of juggs magazine in your preps while you are at it to be well rounded.

[gamgee]

I have to keep some colby around for macaroni and cheese or my Niece may kick my ass. After the apocalypse the ability to make cheese would be a valuable skill but without that I would say some of the long term storage canned cheeses would be a good idea. While you're at it some canned bacon and butter would be a good idea. You might as well put a few issues of juggs magazine in your preps while you are at it to be well rounded.

I have a neighbor who can do cave drawings.

[Woods Devil]

I have a neighbor who can do cave drawings.

Well, I guess anyone could draw a stick figure on a cave wall. You might want to stick to cheese.

[dudeman]

What cheese would go good with the beginning of the apocalypse?

You know, after further thought I will have to change my choice to colby jack.